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<description>Have a Laugh With Monkey Slurp  votes</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:42:13 MST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[OK, Crazy - Testing New ArmyCommercials]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Satirical/ok-crazy---testing-new-army%A0commercials/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:42:13 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>okcrazy</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Army PR Rep: What would you say this ad is for?Subject 1: A rock climbing school?<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[OK, Crazy - MyBad]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Humor-Writing/ok-crazy---my%A0bad/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:50:27 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>okcrazy</dc:creator>
<category>Humor Writing</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Here are two pieces of advice concerning places where it is not appropriate to clip your finger or toenails, for those of you who never had a mother:<br/><br/>3 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[OK, Crazy - You're Not Doing Me Any Favors. No, Really, Don't Do Me Any Favors.Please.]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Observational/ok-crazy---youre-not-doing-me-any-favors--no-really-dont-do-me-any-favors-%A0please-/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Observational/ok-crazy---youre-not-doing-me-any-favors--no-really-dont-do-me-any-favors-%A0please-/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:50:24 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>okcrazy</dc:creator>
<category>Observational</category>
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<description><![CDATA[One of the most uncomfortable things in the entire universe, if not the most uncomfortable, is when you tell someone you like something because you a<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tag Larkin is a particular man  Renal Failure]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Humor-Writing/tag-larkin-is-a-particular-man-%AB-renal-failure/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Humor-Writing/tag-larkin-is-a-particular-man-%AB-renal-failure/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:50:23 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>renalfailure</dc:creator>
<category>Humor Writing</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Tag Larkin in a particular man... find out why.<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Heavy Metal Love - Hair Band Rock! | Tiggyblog: A Cocktail of Fun and Useless Advice]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/heavy-metal-love---hair-band-rock--tiggyblog-a-cocktail-of-fun-and-useless-advice-1/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/heavy-metal-love---hair-band-rock--tiggyblog-a-cocktail-of-fun-and-useless-advice-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:15:43 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Tiggy</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/heavy-metal-love---hair-band-rock--tiggyblog-a-cocktail-of-fun-and-useless-advice-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Forget miserable indie and emo, kids! Hair metal bands are a lot more fun.<br/><br/>3 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[All of This, For Only Three Easy Payments of$33.33]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Observational/all-of-this-for-only-three-easy-payments-of%A033-33/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Observational/all-of-this-for-only-three-easy-payments-of%A033-33/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:29:28 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>okcrazy</dc:creator>
<category>Observational</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Observational/all-of-this-for-only-three-easy-payments-of%A033-33/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The greatest infomercial ever created is for a product called the &quot;Magic Bullet.&quot;It is not a sex toy, nor is it actually a bullet. Bu<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[AmyOops: Why I didnt make the olympics]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Videos/amyoops-why-i-didnt-make-the-olympics/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Videos/amyoops-why-i-didnt-make-the-olympics/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:15:22 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>amyoops</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Videos/amyoops-why-i-didnt-make-the-olympics/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Too funny.. Why this group of people did not make it into the olympics<br/><br/>4 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[PUFF MATTY]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/puff-matty/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/puff-matty/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:47:33 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/puff-matty/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Puff Matty    Iraq    Cooler than the other side of the pillow, dammit!<br/><br/>1 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Its a FunnyThing...]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/its-a-funnything---/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/its-a-funnything---/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:45:25 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/its-a-funnything---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Humor author, woodworker, wool gatherer, and International Man of Mystery. Humor columnist for Back Home Magazine<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Past Expiry Cartoon]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/past-expiry-cartoon/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/past-expiry-cartoon/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:43:29 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/past-expiry-cartoon/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my cartoon blog featuring cartoons by me, Johnny Ancich. Featuring some of the 100 cartoons I've had published in papers in Toronto, and <br/><br/>1 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[News Direct]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/news-direct/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/news-direct/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:37:02 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/news-direct/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[News you can rely on! Bringing you global news and opinion from our award winning team of journalists. (Honest!)<br/><br/>1 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[J 4 JOKES - short mobile text message Jokes, one liner sms Humor, funny Comedy and Gags]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/j-4-jokes---short-mobile-text-message-jokes-one-liner-sms-humor-funny-comedy-and-gags/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/j-4-jokes---short-mobile-text-message-jokes-one-liner-sms-humor-funny-comedy-and-gags/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:34:46 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/j-4-jokes---short-mobile-text-message-jokes-one-liner-sms-humor-funny-comedy-and-gags/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[short mobile text message Jokes, one liner sms Humor, funny Comedy and Gags<br/><br/>1 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Offended Blogger]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/the-offended-blogger/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/the-offended-blogger/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:24:59 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/the-offended-blogger/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Blogging the offended and the offensive... because they're out there!! ;)<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/the-astonishing-adventures-of-lord-likely/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/the-astonishing-adventures-of-lord-likely/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:24:09 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/the-astonishing-adventures-of-lord-likely/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits <br/><br/>3 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Of Cabbages and Kings]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/of-cabbages-and-kings/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/of-cabbages-and-kings/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:08:14 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/of-cabbages-and-kings/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ever since I read Jean Shepherd's &quot;In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash,&quot; I was hooked on humor. Then came Bailey White, T.H. White, and a bunch o<br/><br/>2 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pointless Banter]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/pointless-banter/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/pointless-banter/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:04:36 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/pointless-banter/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Witty, funny,humor, sexy content.Enough about me have a look at the blog<br/><br/>1 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kats Litter Box]]></title>
<link>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/kats-litter-box/</link>
<comments>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/kats-litter-box/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:01:11 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<category>Blogs</category>
<guid>http://monkeyslurp.com/Blogs/kats-litter-box/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[As my therapist would say..I think I am clever, and that people might slightly care what I have to say. Thank you for maintaining that illusion.<br/><br/>3 Slurp(s) ]]></description>
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